Mar 22
Wow…it is a sad state of affairs when your 15-year-old son acts more mature than your 62-year-old mother.
Feb 28 Reblogged
It’s like Harry Potter was a long-term boyfriend who broke up with you and The Hunger Games is the rebound and so you try to convince yourself that the rebound is just as good as the long-term boyfriend when really, he doesn’t even come close. Like, Harry Potter is true love and The Hunger Games is just a fling.
I don’t know that it’s so much a “fling” as it is a “sympathy hump”.
(Source: butterisnotacarb)
Feb 25
Grrrrrr….
It’s simply amazing. I live with 3 other adults (one of which is almost finished with culinary school). I get off work everyday between 6pm and 7pm, and then drive the 20-30 minutes to get home. When I walk in the door, I have a lazy adult man, my lazy adult mother, and my lazy culinary student sitting around on their asses doing nothing. Then they all collectively start whining about being hungry. Do you think any of them (especially the CULINARY STUDENT) would think to get the fuck up and start making SOMETHING for dinner? FUCK NO. This is why we don’t get to eat until 10:00pm every night. Then when I manage to get dinner cooked finally, all I get from everyone is disapproving looks because I made something that they really didn’t want. Well people, I say FUCK YOU. Make your own shit. I am done. The only person who appreciates anything that I make is my 15-year old son. To you, my boy, I say thank you and I love you.
Feb 14 Reblogged
Try your name and post what you get. →
INCONSOLABLY HEATHY WARMTH
JAM AS HYMEN
JAM MUSSOLINI
or with my middle name:
I’M SMOOTH AS JAIL NUNS
YUM! AGONY
so accurate it hurts.I AM ARTY, RICH SAVIOR
EXULT, I’M AN AREA
Not sure how that makes much sense. :p
CRUEL, ICY EXAM
THE ANKLE
TORN FANCY LENDS
I’m Ace Foothold
Wow.
(Source: sociopathfromgallifrey)
